November 2011
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The next CHARGERS head coach?
Okay, Norv Turner’s time as the Chargers head coach is almost over, time to start looking for a new head coach. I’m very much in favor of hiring a defensive minded or offensive line coach. I feel they’re the best motivating coaches and usually have the best rapport with players. The Chargers had their best season when the offensive coordinator call the offensive, the defensive coordinator called...
June 2011
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March 2011
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February 2011
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December 2010
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November 2010
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September 2010
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iamdonald:
Wookie and Chew by James Hance
July 2010
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May 2010
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How will this summers movies measure up against... →
April 2010
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March 2010
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Watchfunnyordie:
erockappel:
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It’s out! “WEIRD: The Weird Al Yankovic Story”
Watch this, it is amazing. Eric Appel. Get used to it.
I had so much fun making this video! I pitched the idea to Weird Al almost a year ago! Probably my favorite thing I’ve done.
Please digg if you like it!
The best movie trailer of the year.
February 2010
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January 2010
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What Cereal should I have? This chart has the... →
December 2009
4 posts
Best of 2009!
FILM
Best Movie: ‘District 9’
Worst Movie: ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’
DVD everyone will own: ‘The Hangover’
Movie Bad-Ass of the Year: Liam Nelson in ‘Taken’…The film is 90 minutes of Liam Neeson fuckin-shit-up in Paris!
Runner-Ups: ‘Star Trek’ ‘(500) Days of Summer’ ‘Avatar’
TV
Best Show: ‘True Blood’
Favorite NEW shows: ‘Sons of Anarchy’ ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ ‘Modern Family’
Show...
November 2009
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October 2009
6 posts
I’ve finished the first chapter of my novel and almost done with the second. Been a tough couple of weeks to sit down and work on it, but it’s exciting to see it finally on paper…I know titles aren’t important, but I’ve changed mine a dozen times; “Family and the Fire” is my latest.
I haven’t had any time to work on my 2 screenplays. ‘The...
“My expectations for HBO programming begins right before the show when they...”
– Ben Schwartz, of www.rejectedjokes.com
“Both read the Bible day and night,
But thou read’st black where I read...”
– William Blake
September 2009
4 posts
Kids in the Hall: "French Fur Trappers" →
One of my favorite sketches from ‘The Kids in the Hall.’ Incredibly bizarre, but also very clever. I remember laughing hysterically the first time I saw this sketch on Comedy Central.
Boondock Saints 2 trailer! →
Sophmore year of college was a big year for me. One of the highlights of that year was a movie called ‘The Boondock Saints’ my roommate, Dan, made me watch. A Tarantino-ripoff director, a crazy gay gay-bashing William Dafoe, and one of the coolest celtic theme songs I’d ever heard…and now, 7 years later, we now have a sequal to that awesome college movie.
…I hope...
They say live in the moment, but moments are the past events in our life that we deem memorable. What seems like the ‘best decision you ever made’ or ‘the worst thing you ever did’ is all relative…Live in the present. If what happens now is important, you won’t know it until it’s already over.
August 2009
7 posts
CH: Overgrown Guy-Girlfriend →
One of my favorite Streeter videos.
SoCal vs. TexMex
by Andrew Beccarelli on 16 hours ago
A TexMex fan sits at a San Diego taco shop waiting. A Waiter brings him a burrito and sets it down. TexMex Fan: Um, Waiter? Waiter (mexican accent): Yes, sir? Is there a problem? TexMex Fan: Uh, yeah. For starters, where’s my burrito? A burrito is supposed to be covered in Chile Relleno sauce and served on a plate too hot to...
The Bro-guide to Movies #1
by Andrew Beccarelli on 17 hours ago
Helpful notes to movies that every Bro should know. FIGHT CLUB 1) Bob has bitch tits. 2) That opening sequence was wicked sick! 3) You can totally make explosives out of soap. My roommate sophmore year told me he did it back in highschool. 4) The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. 5) Ed Norton totally...
Got an email back from College Humor…
Dear Andrew Beccarelli, Hey! Our editors have read your article and sent it to the local listings. That means that your article can be found on your user or school page, but it won’t be featured in our Newest Articles section. We encourage you to keep writing though because, man, we are running out of ideas. Seriously, I’m going to get fired...
WatchLooks like better casting than the movie
Just wrote and submitted my first article to College Humor…went kinda wierd. I previewed my submission and it looked good. Then when I submitted it, all that displayed was the pictures. It says waiting approval, so we’ll see what the hell that means.
It begins...
Hey there,
Obviously, my name is Andrew, and I’m new to tumblr. I’ve started this website/blog as a free form to past updates on my own written material as well as cool nuggets I fine along the way.
Little bit about me…I’m an SDSU grad living in San Diego. I am an aspiring Screenplay and Fiction (Novel & Graphic) writer. Currently, I am a consultant for Active...